I really, really like someone.
So today I spent two hours at the gym.
…then ate a bunch of fries.
Oh well. Can’t lose the butt.
if I start playing a game of.. how many boys can I date without them all finding out?
My life is boring and it just sounds so fun. I’ve already been going out on dates with a few. It’ll be like I’m the bachelorette, except no one gets eliminated.
1. I miss my best friend. Soroyalty, come back to me.
2. I went on a wonderful first date this weekend.
3. My room is cleaner than it’s been in a long time.
4. I’m feeling good.
can someone please explain to me why guys always wave at me from their cars, but they never talk to me in real life? do i look hotter through the car window? i don’t understand.
Really, I think I just need someone to argue with. As long as we can cuddle afterwards.
and then my college roommate who is a year younger than me announced that she is expecting.
It’s nbd. She’s only married to the boy who kissed her in kindergarten, a homeowner, and starting her family at 21.
I’ll just be holdin’ down the fort for the single ladies over here: the ones with grad school problems & lots of living with her parents in the future.
I love that I find these things out over Tumblr. Yayyyyyyy for her!
Don’t let that make you feel any less fine with your life. You don’t need a baby right now. You need some more single time with me. Single as in, not married. I know you have a boyfriend. I didn’t forget.
Did she post this on Facebook!? This is what I get for deactivating my Facebook…. Ahhhh I’m so left out. I should be messaging you right now. But instead I’m just saying it all here.