I really, really like someone.

Eeeeeeek.

His response:

Dorota.

WHAT.

So today I spent two hours at the gym.

…then ate a bunch of fries.

Oh well. Can’t lose the butt.

if I start playing a game of.. how many boys can I date without them all finding out?

My life is boring and it just sounds so fun. I’ve already been going out on dates with a few. It’ll be like I’m the bachelorette, except no one gets eliminated.

1. I miss my best friend. Soroyalty, come back to me.

2. I went on a wonderful first date this weekend. 

3. My room is cleaner than it’s been in a long time.

4. I’m feeling good.

<3

can someone please explain to me why guys always wave at me from their cars, but they never talk to me in real life? do i look hotter through the car window? i don’t understand.

Really, I think I just need someone to argue with. As long as we can cuddle afterwards.

soroyalty:

and then my college roommate who is a year younger than me announced that she is expecting.

It’s nbd. She’s only married to the boy who kissed her in kindergarten, a homeowner, and starting her family at 21. 

I’ll just be holdin’ down the fort for the single ladies over here: the ones with grad school problems & lots of living with her parents in the future.

I love that I find these things out over Tumblr. Yayyyyyyy for her! 
Don’t let that make you feel any less fine with your life. You don’t need a baby right now. You need some more single time with me. Single as in, not married. I know you have a boyfriend. I didn’t forget. 

Did she post this on Facebook!? This is what I get for deactivating my Facebook…. Ahhhh I’m so left out. I should be messaging you right now. But instead I’m just saying it all here.